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meladoodle:

nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off

(Source: meladoodle, via seanp0donnell)

mcsnuggie:

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

(via magicul)